xx092813:

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

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tellyjpg:

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

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swarnpert:

i was never taught the little song about which months have how many days so ive basically just been guessing my whole life

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inkskinned:

at this point when something goes wrong i’m like “yeah, i should have figured.”

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welllbeing:

guy: hey, how are you?

me: hi! I’m good, you?

guy: horny lolol

me:

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drunk4you:

I’m a firm believer in the idea that people treat you the way they feel about you

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